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HAHAHA i saw this and thought it was really funny, hope you all like it too :-D

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1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

Some nice quotes

Kill nothing but time,
Give nothing but love,
Take nothing but pictures
Feel nothing but happiness.
Because,
time kills you,
no one gives love,
pictures never change,

and happiness is hardly felt. 

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Sometimes, when you miss that one person... the whole world seems depopulated

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Once A Boy Asked His Girlfriend, "What Would You
Do If I Cheat On You ??" Then The Girl Replied, "Trusting You Is My Decision And Proving Me Right Is your Choice

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In love, it is better to know and be disappointed, than to not know and always wonder

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What seems like bitter trials are often blessings in disguise

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F-A-M-I-L-Y means : Father And Mother I Love You

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While you gave him flowers, you gave me thorns.
While all he did was smile, all I did was mourn.  
While he was so happy, I felt so blue. Because while you loved him, I was loving you

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PAIN is when you can't breathe even if your chest still rises and falls..

SADNESS is when you look out the window and think the rain is your tears..

LONELINESS is when you still feel a hand touching yours even if there's none..

A DESPERATION is when you wait for a message that will never come...

LOVE is when you experience all these things and still open your heart to that someone...

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Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes

More another day :-) 

Take care and have a wonderful life